I need a smoke and a shot of vodka

(Source: omgtiffanywtf, via failingconstellations)

sosuperawesome:

Mini paintings on cedar by Cathy McMurray on Etsy

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kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

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gymleaderkyle:

if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the man and who gets to be the other man?

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xhoe:

these soft grunge text posts are gettin so outta hand like …

“you used to lick my neck and you told me i was your only one. yesterday i saw you licking a stamp.”

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healthygorgeousfabulous:

the-foxandthe-bodhi:

vraieronique:

Body Art by Gesine Marwedel, Germain artist.

This is one of the most incredible works I’ve seen!

at first, all i saw was the art before I realized it was painted on actual bodies

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fkatwigs:

Billy Madison (1995)

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plantbaby420:

What does the world eat for Breakfast? 

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2damnfeisty:

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

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#staywoke

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